January 2012
479 posts
ass > titties
bloodgods:
ass > titties
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...”
– Dead Poets Society (via fckyeahmemories)
drawmeasheeep asked: You have advisory with white thunder? man I am jealous he is a good looking one that wood so woody so good
Okay, serious business: Napoleon Dynamite party. I want this to happen, because I never appreciated it fully when everyone else did and now I definitely do and SERIOUSLY, NAPOLEON.
tea-princess:
tomorrow i think i’ll try to look pretty and have super early bird breakfast times with maya and try to be happy and possibly even reconsider drinking away my sadness with a bottle of wine in my underwear over the weekend.
Did you know that the incredibly early part of the morning is called “madrugada” in Spanish? (it’s one of my favorite words, doncha know). ...
tea-princess asked: WOOHOO dis gon be qud!
unfunnywhitegirl:
so the problem with me taking spanish is that i can communicate effortlessly with my mexican coworkers and i thought that would translate into the class being an easy A but apparently phrases like “mira mi culo” and “tienes la cara como un baño” are not things that you need to use in an academic language learning setting
My dad was like “meh meh meh, give me back my tea pot!” and I fucking didn’t. REBELLION.
whoops, started thinking about girl scout cookies and came everywhere.
Anonymous asked: wud u ~*~txxt itt**~ wit meee?
Anonymous asked: omq du u hav lyke jungle feverr??!?
I don’t know what I’m turning into, with all of this rap-listening business. What if I became the next Kreayshawn, guise.
unfunnywhitegirl:
im so pissed i wasn’t born mexican at least then i’d have like saucy latina flavor but nope i’m just short and dark and curvy for NO DANG REASON AT ALL
minus short. and dark, sorta.
~*~mayyaaa**~
gaymanswag:
Is my bffl, like, she knows how to make me laugh like no one else and I’m so glad she gives me boy advice because I am DUMB at that stuff.
omq bifflez, Harrison is dis perfect human but he no sex me cuz vaginas. Whaterr, we friends newayz.
